So says one of my elders, quoting Isaiah 38:14 from the NASB: “Like a swallow, like a crane, so I twitter; I moan like a dove; My eyes look wistfully to the heights; O Lord, I am oppressed, be my security.”
Immediately another one of the elders who typically resists technological fads says, “I’m happy to support this verse. If someone uses Twitter, they will be oppressed.”
This is one facet of what makes Elder’s Meetings so fun.